I Will Be Going to Jail Today

Gentlemen,

As I sit here typing this out, a certain husband is on his way to work.

They say lightning never strikes twice right?

Last year, on this very morning I was explaining to the nice cashier how I was going to throw my husband off the nearest bridge.

You see, he is a union electrician as well as an avid hunter. Each year the union puts on a Sportsmans Alliance Dinner where they raffle off guns. Not just cheap guns,but expensive ones.

Now, before I go any further, I am by far a...

I Will Be Going to Jail Today

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